I was at the gym on Monday , this Maori bloke introduces himself , accentuates his surname and proudly says " My brother is the rugby player " . I told him " I don't watch rugby " , he says " You're a South African aren't you ?" .
I said " I also don't drink beer " .
He gets this shocked look on his face and says " Do you eat meat ?????? !" ....
Just for fun I said " Yes but I don't like it much " .
So to be South African obviously means you watch rugby , drink beer and eat meat .